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Joke of the Day

"It comes too early. Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke."

"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""

"I met a guy today with a huge tumor... It was tho growth."

"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."

"What do you call a blind german? A Not - see (Nazi)"

"If you cut down a hundred trees, you are not a lumberjack. But if you suck one dick, you are a cocksucker."

"anyone who puts that dumb ass Gotye song on when im with them instantly becomes somebody that i used to know."

"My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!"

"What happens when a dick meets a hardass? Well... Fuck."

"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."