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Joke of the Day
"It comes too early. Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke."
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"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome"
"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"
"Thursday is like your high school boyfriend. It feels good but you know something better is right around the corner."
"How many Friend Zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"BOSS: You ok? ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says ""2 Days Without Being Annoyed"" [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]"
"You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras."
"Roses are red.... Violets are blue-ish, If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish!"