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Joke of the Day

"Never date a girl named Autumn because she'll leave you."

"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."

"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."

"Life is like a box if chocholates. It's full of nuts and you only enjoy some of it."

"My Facebook movie is okay, but the book was better."

"I was going to tell a joke about maize... But then I decided it was too corny."

"I think it's time I remind you all that spoons are just tiny bowls with very long handles."

"A man goes to the zoo and the only exhibit is a dog... It was a shitzu"

"I don't know who decided that high heels were just for women but...GOOD CALL."

"Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children."