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Joke of the Day

"I nominate Chris Brown to dump a bucket of boiling hot water on himself & to raise awareness for domestic violence."

"Primaries are like childbirth. After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time."

"What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake rattle & roll !"

"There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging."

"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."

"Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the ""ice bucket challenge"" made it cool"

"What do people say when they eat very tasty jam? ""Jaaaam,this is good"""

"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."

"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"

"Why is ""abbreviation"" such a long word? "