122014
Joke of the Day
"What do people say when they eat very tasty jam? ""Jaaaam,this is good"""
Next Joke
"Me: oh hi! Did you come over because I'm sad? How do you always know when I need you? Cat: get me my damn jingle mouse. Me: I love you too"
"Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her ""insurance would call"" me. Someones still carrying a torch!"
"That awkward moment when I give a guy a fake phone number and he tries to call it in front of me.. #OhShiiiit"
"Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar."
"Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!"
"I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut."
"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."
"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."