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Joke of the Day

"Porn gives unrealistic expectations. The plumber took his usual 60 per hour, even though I sucked his cock."

"I like how your profile picture is you at your wedding, so are you like a professional bride"

"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !"

"Seems to me the guy who named sneakers was up to no good."

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"

"Takes a very specific type of confidence to drop off your hoodie at coat check."

"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."

"What's the main problem with Wookie steaks? They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)"

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."