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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my scotch... ...12 years old."
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"Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone."
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"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."
"My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist."
"I think it's adorable when kids lose their teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts."
"This morning they were out of cinnamon buns at the coffee shop so I asked for an antonym bun. I hate when people roll their eyes."
"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress? The size of the tip."
"I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok."