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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my scotch... ...12 years old."
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"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash."
"A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused."
"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."
"Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor."
"When she screams ""deeper!""... ...but you already have a degree in philosophy."
"I don't like rape jokes... they feel kinda forced."
"It's all fun and games until someone cuts their eye Then it's humourous"