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Joke of the Day
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
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"Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2? Because SPY DA MAN!"
"I just realized that my sex life is like my movie habits. I stick it in, lean back, and fall asleep halfway through."
"What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash? A rootabaga."
"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions? An algorithm."
"Put me in your bio so I know it's real... Just kidding, I'd rather be in your will."
"Donald Trump discovers porn I bet Donald Trump was pretty disappointed when he typed ""BBW"" in the Pornhub search bar, and videos of Big Beautiful Walls didn't pop up..."
"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"
"Imagine how hard it is to be homeless and gay.. You wouldn't even have a closet to come out of."