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Joke of the Day
"""I have a hunch."" - Inspector Quasimodo"
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"I was born to be happy... not normal."
"What is the primary job of an alligator? ...make allegations"
"When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable? Carrot-eh"
"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"
"Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting ""CANCER"" across it"
"Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you."
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."
"Jewish house on Christmas You know if a house is Jewish on Christmas if there's a parking meter on the roof."