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Joke of the Day
"Imagine how hard it is to be homeless and gay.. You wouldn't even have a closet to come out of."
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"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell."
"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."
"Huge sale this weekend, we have too many mountain lions, please come buy a mountain lion, this was a horrible business plan, one guy got ate"
"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."
"Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades."
"This is just a temporary status...until I think of something better"
"They say: Dance like there's nobody watching, sing like there's nobody listening. But non of them are there to vouch for you when you end up in an insane asylum."
"WTF fact- pigeons die when they have sex At least the one I fucked did."
"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"