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Joke of the Day
"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"
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"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."
"You know those before-after models? I'm a professional before model"
"Momma always told me that women are like chocolates... The ones with the cherries are better."
"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."
"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"
"""Sir your resume says you can read minds."" ""Yup. And you're thinking 'Why would he put that on a resume?'"" ""Oh. My. God. You're hired."""
"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"
"I listen to Ed Sheeran in the same way I stuff an entire cupcake in my mouth over the sink hoping no one will see."