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Joke of the Day

"solipsist joke I'm a solipsist, and frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of us."

"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."

"Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill."

"What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? They're both Catholics."

"What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk? C: PU!"

"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."

"My favourite Halloween joke: ""I was going to dress up as Jian Gomeshi but I figured that would be too creepy."""

"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."

"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"

"What do you call a talent show where they try to discover a porn star with singing talent? The Sex factor"