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Joke of the Day
"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."
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"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."
"7 is asleep, 8 is on his iPad, and 12 is all like ""hey dad, why don't you remember our names"""
"How my dad taught me how to button my suit coats. He said *""Think of it like a woman; sometimes the top, always the middle, but never the bottom.""*"
"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"2 men walked into a bar And their head hit first."
"What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint"
"Spilled yogurt on my shirt and now I can't stop thinking of selling shirts made of yogurt. The Yoshirt. I taste potential. And mixed berry."
"Welcome to Cupcake Yoga! NomNomaste."
"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"