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Joke of the Day

"Invited a homeless guy to Thanksgiving dinner this morning, so when he shows up at your place, let him in."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"

"What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit? ""WITNESS ME!"""

"knock knock joke knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock who's there? fibonacci"

"Don't ever buy your shoes from your drug dealer. I think he laced mine with something, I've been tripping all day"

"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."

"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."

"What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other? A howler monkey."