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Joke of the Day
"I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie."
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"Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset? He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock ""Whose there?"" Not Billy"
"I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Politicians and dipers have one thing in common they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason"
"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."
"What's a mass in your body that is really helpful? A cyst!"
"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my parking today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"
"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"