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Joke of the Day

"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."

"So I heard a bad joke about a prostitute... It was whoreible."

"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"

"Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut? He's all right now!"

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated."

"My check engine light just turned on. I opened up the hood and the engine is still there. Thankfully everything is fine, but I was worried for a minute."

"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."

"They're not called grammar nazis anymore. They're the Alt-Write."

"What do they teach in ISIS business school? Execution is everything."

"I always have too much month left at the end of my money."