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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"
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"Isn't it so weird when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?... Anyway, my sister in law just caught me masturbating."
"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"
"Our Xmas dinner also happens to be my New Year's resolution Bone-less turkey"
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"
"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""
"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."
"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"
"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"
"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."