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Joke of the Day
"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."
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"Why is F-time so much fun? Because F-time is Part-E time."
"What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!"
"Friend: All I want for Christmas is a new blender Me: Wouldn't you rather have your life together?"
"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"
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"Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside."
"Request: Your best British vs American jokes Reading jokes it occurs to me how different humour is on the other side of the pond. What's your favourite British vs American jokes?"