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Joke of the Day
"I tried to start a band called ""999 megs""! Never did get a gig :("
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"married sext... him: I'll be home soon her: don't you threaten me"
"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."
"Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts."
"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"
"I sing like an amputee. Because I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.."
"A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, ""Looks like Santa lost his temper again."""
"Vladimir Putin was recently late to a meeting He was really Russian"
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."