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Joke of the Day
"Why is Islam called the Religion of Peace? It will leave you in pieces."
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"What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."
"Great to meet you too, person I'll never see again."
"Klondike bars, Hitler did it for one"
"I've just heard that Harrison Ford crashed his plane onto a golf course Apparently he was just dropping in for a Short Round"
"To do: 1. Read one book. 2. Ask someone if they've read that book. 3. Act incredulous when they say no."
"""And make it obvious."" -what I assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say"
"*walks up to Michael Cohen's door* ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Says."" ""Says who?"" ""THE POLLS. ALL OF THEM."""
"What do you call an upbeat and reasonable fortune teller? A happy medium."