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Joke of the Day
"Klondike bars, Hitler did it for one"
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"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where the cucumber goes."
"Two cows and a cat were going on a trip. Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat? Cow B: The cattle go this way, we shall go the udder way."
"Her: I like your facial hair Me: I like YOUR facial hair (FLIRTING IS HARD)"
"Homosexual jokes are not funny Come on guys"
"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"
"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"
"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."