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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trick an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday"
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"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"These kids today need to show a little respect to those of us, who fought for, and won, the right to party."
"You either die a Chris Farley or live long enough to see yourself become an Adam Sandler."
"It's funny how red, white, and blue represent freedom Until they're flashing behind you"
"The barman says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."
"Why is it important for pious Muslim girls to wear the hijab? So that the semen doesn't keep getting in their hair."
"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."