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Joke of the Day

"Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555-bottom-feeders. We will do anything for money."

"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"

"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."

"Ignoring your text is easy. It's having to park my car 8 blocks away so you think I'm not home when you drive by that's awkward."

"What's up? Some movie about an old guy and balloons."

"Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects... Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there."

"Laugh while you can, 2016... ...you're next."

"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."

"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."

"I have a diabetic racist uncle who doesn't get on with milk. He lacks toes and tolerance."