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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? Bare Grylls"
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"Moses walks into a bar And says ""I'll just halve water"""
"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber!"
"You can put the word ""blood"" in front of ""oranges"" and people will still eat them. Don't even try it, bananas."
"Me: Anything you can do I can do better, I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU! Mom: Why are you yelling at the dog?"
"I heard if you fuck a horse... Your back to the future!"
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."
"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"
"A farmer has 96 cows. When he rounds them up, he has 100. Title"