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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet? Because he didn't drywall."
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"*puts on Rocky theme music* *cracks neck* *cracks knuckles* *stretches* *jogs in place* *picks up phone to call mom*"
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"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
"Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period."
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"if you run over a bicyclist with an acoustic guitar on his back the cops will pull you over and give you a briefcase with money in it"
"Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now"
"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"
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