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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."

"You did yoga. You didn't negotiate a peace treaty. Stop walking around like that."

"I saw a VW hybrid today. It runs on gasoline and lies."

"I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected. Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?"

"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"

"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... it's hard to get up"

"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"

"Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!"