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Joke of the Day
"Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed so she could go outside for 3 seconds."
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"What is my favorite street sign? Slow children."
"Me to Dr: I have no energy lately. Dr: you need to exercise more Me:... Dr:... Me: Let's start this again."
"What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad? +4407"
"All things in moderation. Unless no one's looking."
"I touch myself when I think of you. It's a facepalm, but I am thinking of you."
"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"
"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He can't come anyways."
"I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads."