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Joke of the Day
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
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"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""
"Sir this bag is too heavy, you'll have to pay an extra $25 to check it. Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*"
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."
"What do you say to comfort the grammar nazi? There, their, they're..."
"They say if you love something you should let it go, but I don't think this pastrami sandwich will come back to me, so I'm just eating it."
"*Getting a tattoo* Me(to tattoo artist)-Do you ever make the bzzz-sounds with your mouth when you're using a regular pen on your spare time?"
"How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!"
"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""