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Joke of the Day

"My cat is recovering from... a massive stroke."

"Mrs Jones: Now remember children travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty muttering: If you're anything to go by that's not all it broadens!"

"Why do Jewish girls love circumcised dicks? They love anything 10% off"

"Sun Tzu's The Art of War is very applicable in the business world. Just today I made my boss sit facing the window so he had sun in his eyes"

"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty"

"This self checkout lane has the sexiest cashier."

"Sure, but when I pull men out of a hole in the ground it's called, ""homoerotic necrophelia."" Double standard, Chile."

"it's weird how Americans say ""soccer"" instead of ""football"" and my dad says ""I wish you were dead"" rather than ""i love you"""

"I put the STD in ""STUD"" ... all I need is ""U"""

"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."