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Joke of the Day
"My cat is recovering from... a massive stroke."
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"I, for one, is a pretty weak Scrabble play."
"Canada's navy"
"Whenever I get out of an Uber I imagine cameras spinning around me and my shirt blowing up in slo-mo like I'm in a Michael Bay movie."
"My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air."
"A son walks up to his dad and tells him: ""Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"" His dad replies: ""It's like that everywhere son."""
"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"
"What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet? A captive Cherokee."
"What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette? *Gluten tag*"
"If a pizza has a radius ""z"" and a depth ""a"" Its volume can be defined by pi* z* z* a"