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Joke of the Day

"My mate Jim says I might be schizophrenic... which is weird because I don't have a mate called Jim."

"Unicorns have one horn and everyone says ""ooh they're so magical"" Cow's have 2 horns & no one cares even though they taste so much better"

"Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives"

"hey it's me, the girl who just googled ""chemistry alphabet"" when i meant ""periodic table"""

"Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share"

"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."

"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."

"What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."