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Joke of the Day

"What policy do the pro-Russia rebels have on gay recruits? Donetsk, don't tell."

"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"Why did the melons have a big wedding? Well, they cantaloupe"

"So I stuck a flashdrive up this girls butthole... ..and WOOOOO you won't believe the shit she started singin!!!"

"My wife doesn't appreciate that I love her mother in law more than I love mine."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips"

"I accidentally sprayed spot remover on my dog... ...now he's gone."

"Friend: *singing along* But I'm a creep. I'm a widow. Me: Weirdo. Friend: Sorry, I'll stop. Me: No, he says...yeah okay, thanks."

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? I'll see you next month"