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Joke of the Day
"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."
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"Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters. Read online on a comment. LOL"
"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"
"What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite? A Baboom!"
"Sometimes I wonder how people who don't have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room."
"Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth."
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."