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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand the binary numeral system and those who don't"

"Sir, the children at the petting zoo are unhappy. They think our animals are lame *stares off into distance* We're gonna need a bigger goat"

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."

"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop."

"My girlfriend left me today because I have developed a pasta touching fetish. I've been feeling Canneloni ever since. :'("

"Pooping is just like Game of Thrones. You either win or you die."

"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."

"What did the tv say to the remote control? ""you turn me on"""

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"