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Joke of the Day

"Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says ""You must be this tall to ride this guy"""

"How did the astrologer cross the road? In his Taurus!"

"What did the racist cannibal have for breakfast? Nigger-o's"

"What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy? ""The sky's the limit for you""."

"My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn't peeling very well."

"Liam Neeson: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Me if I were the kidnapper: *is."

"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"

"My wife sent me to a self-assertion course."

"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."

"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"