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Joke of the Day
"What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor? Nokia"
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"I just ran into a doorknob and swore at it but in all honesty, like 99.9% of my doorknob interactions all-time have been positive & helpful"
"I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk."
"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"
"Do vegetarian cops... ....go on stakeouts?"
"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."
"To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me"
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