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Joke of the Day

"NAZI: I'm a Nazi MEDIA: How controversial NAZI: I said I was a Nazi MEDIA: Your clothes are beautifully tailored"

"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""

"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"

"An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them."

"I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything"

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"

"Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!"

"I just think of unfollowers as me paying my Follower Tax."

"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."