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Joke of the Day

"""The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something & totally make up the source."" ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1862"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."

"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"

"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"

"So Kim Jong Un just banned sarcasm in North Korea... Well that's good. Proves everything he did before that was all 100% serious"

"My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my ""prospects"" list."

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"What happened to Voldemort's face? Nobody nose."

"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"

"What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast? Miracle whip."