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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."
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"Two atoms walk into a party at the Large Hadron Collider... It was full of nerds so they split."
"[standing next to the boss at the urinal] Ok, don't act weird. ""That's some impressive bladder volume, sir."""
"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."
"""Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to"" - The President of the United States"
"What is the Earth's most juvenile lake? Lake Titicaca of course!"
"Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can't be choosers,"
"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."
"Did you know you can tell what kind of area you're driving in by the bumps in the road? A few big bumps means you should probably slow down. Lots of little bumps means you're in a school zone."
"bet i can make you wipe your screen"