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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."
Next Joke
"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"
"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and she'll never notice. Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget it. That's because elephants never forget."
"My favorite thing about being a parent is lying to my kid Me: The doctor cuts off our tails when we're born 8 y/o daughter: Wife: ZACK!"
"Ok but how old is your child in minutes?"
"Why cant a bicykle stand on its own? Because its two tired! *badum tiss*"
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta way"
"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."
"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"
"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."