29343
Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Next Joke
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert!"
"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"
"What do you call 250 dead politicians? A good start."
"How do you cause a riot at a cat show? Open a can"
"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."
"Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods."
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came outta the cupboard ."
"A joke for you all! Q. What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from jail!?!!? A. A small medium at large!! Just kidding, nigger will probably suffice..."
"If the US ever decides to change its currency from the dollar to the unmatched tupperware lid I'll be a very wealthy man."