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Joke of the Day

"I treat my women like I treat my super cars I enjoy them a lot and they only exist in my dreams"

"Probably the worst Rule ever is Ja."

"My mom once forgot her meds and tried to drown me in the bathtub. That made for a really weird 27th Birthday."

"I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter."

"Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!"

"I'd like to open a Greek sandwich shop in Lower Manhattan. I'll call it Ground Gyro."

"How does a male contraceptive pill work? You put it in his shoe and it makes him limp."

"What is green and smells like red paint? Green paint. Haha"

"Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you."

"I couldn't afford a vanity license plate, so I named my dog 956 XDM."