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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"
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"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."
"What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free? The Internship"
"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now."
"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"
"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."
"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."
"I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"When you fall, I'll always be there for you. Sincerely, The Floor."
"This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3 >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*"