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Joke of the Day

"When I see 18 wheelers carrying something covered with a tarp, I just assume that it's an injured Transformer."

"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""

"Lorena Bobbitt died :/ Car accident. Some dick cut her off."

"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"

"The American school system is a lot like an EA game... It's mostly broken and if you pay more money you can access things that make you have an advantage over everyone else."

"Did you hear about the hearse that got into a head on collision? Luckily only one person was found dead at the scene"

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan"

"Jared from Subway got raided for child porn. That gives a whole new meaning to ""Eat Fresh"""

"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"