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Joke of the Day
"I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall."
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"What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."
"My dad almost caught me watching midget porn. Thankfully I put my finger on the screen in time."
"Boys have truly evolved * Boy: sapnu puas * Girl: What does that mean? * Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;)."
"""This team looks good,"" said my son of the somewhat browner soccer team who were not yet playing soccer. #racist"
"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."
"My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits."
"Takes a very specific type of confidence to drop off your hoodie at coat check."
"Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back"
"What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A fuel injected pickle."