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Joke of the Day

"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"

"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"

"Two newfies are walking down a path... They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says ""man, I wish that was a pretty lady"" to which his friend replys ""i just wish it was dark"""

"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"

"My army buddy was jerking off one night. He was discharged by dawn."

"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."

"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"Do you know what you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? **Elephino**!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"what do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."