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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth."

"I said hello to a feminist My court date starts tomorrow."

"OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!"

"Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke."

"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."

"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."

"If you trip over in public, a cool thing to do is break into a jog, leave the country, have plastic surgery and change your name."

"""Bye, losers."" *puts on motorcycle helmet and sunglasses* *rides unicycle into an elevator* ""Can you push the button for the lobby please."""

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"