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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chinese guy with a long penis? Long Wang... or nonexistent whatever you prefer"
Next Joke
"Me: Saw your bf today ""Where?"" M: What's the name of that gym next door to the gay bar? ""Golds?"" M: Yeah, in the gay bar next to Golds"
"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."
"What does a gay horse eat? Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"Excuse me, but do you need the Jaws of Life? Because damn girl, you're crushin' it"
"Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like ""MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"""
"Pity Teacher writes down the word 'pity' on the blackboard. Suddenly, I think to myself ""Oh, it's what comes after forty-nine..."""
"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"
"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."
"A millimeter, a centimeter, and an inch jump into a pool but none of them know how to swim"