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Joke of the Day
"got so drunk last night that I ate a salad"
Next Joke
"If you ask me about my love life, I can honestly say... I'm holding my own."
"My girlfriend is like a goddess... My friends and family don't believe she exists."
"You never can trust atoms... Because they make up everything!"
"My dad said to me: Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other."
"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"
"How do you become invisible? Get a child and then perform sex-altering surgery. Then you become a transparent."
"*you open a ring box and inside it is an enormous pair of jeans* He went to Jared"
"They say children are a gift from god. I'm totally wide-open to regifting."
"Hey, is your name Paul Revere? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!"