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Joke of the Day

"why do asians have small boobs? Only A's are acceptable"

"Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."

"I love the people in parking lots with ""free kittens"" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed."

"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer can get Jobs."

"Is #GoHomeIndianMedia really trending? Can we respond with #NoPleaseYouKeepThem or #OkFineWhereElseCanWeSendThem"

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."

"My girlfriend wanted to join the Mile High Club... But I didn't give a flying fuck."

"What do you call a camel with no humps? *Humphrey!*"