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Joke of the Day
"Where do the gays in New Mexico live? Santa FE GUURLL!!!!"
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"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."
"I really try not to make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate"
"I was having trouble with my phone... So I took it to the phone store, and let me tell you! The service was great in there!"
"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... they just waved."
"If Hillary Clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? Depends."
"What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain? It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain."
"What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? About ten minutes."
"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."