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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him."
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"Girls just wanna have Funds"
"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"
"Instagram before the foods goes in, Twitter when the food goes out."
"How do we know that Batman is black? He can't go anywhere without Robin'"
"Confucius Says Baseball is wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does he smell? Awful."
"I have my girlfriend a teeth whitening today. Too bad most landed on her chin"
"Romantic subtweets are like watching a couple kissing in a restaurant. We're all very happy for you but it still makes us want to vomit."
"Poor humpty dumpty... If only he had a hot bath before the accident he still would have been here today."