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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster narco escape from prison? By going underground"
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"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."
"Whats Black White and Red allover Detroit in winter"
"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."
"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."
"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"
"I lost my wife in a bet I bet I could sleep with her sister"
"NSFW - What do arrogant pricks and tampons have in common? ... They are both stuck up cunts."
"Bacon eggs and toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""sorry we don't serve breakfast here"""
"Just realized, We stare at screens, have fake farms, cities and animals and poke people.Think about it. Facebook is a mental hospital and we're the patients."