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Joke of the Day

"Hey Hollywood, time to start using a new fake phone number. This 555 bullshit takes me out of the moment every time."

"""I find pleasure in the little things""... ...Said the pedofile to the court."

"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."

"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"

"Caterpillars: Neither cats NOR pillars."

"I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth My parents were into some kinky shit"

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room, because it's black."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"

"Zelda: Why aren't you mowing the lawn? Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight"